Non Veg Jokes

Whoa! I’m not ready to say anything! Ok, let’s start slow.

Starting Slow

You look beautiful tonight.
I love how your hair smells.
I love how your skin smells.
Your eyes look amazing tonight, they sparkle in the light.
I like your warm breath on my neck.
I like your warm breath on my ear.
Your hand on my knee feels nice.
Your hand on my shoulder feels nice.

So these slow examples are a way to say “talk dirty to me” and not blow the roof off. It’s like a train going up a steep hill – the train has to build up steam, it can’t just come out of the gates and fly up the hill – it will be met with a lot of resistance. We don’t want resistance, we want success! We want to be able to say “talk dirty to me” with confidence, and growing talking dirty into our relationship with our mate.

Foreplay

I want to get naked with you right now.
I love you so much. Can you feel it?
Do you like the way that feels?
I love the things you do with your tongue.
What’s that thing you do with your hand? I adore that!
I love the way you kiss me – especially when you kiss me there!
You’re so damn gorgeous.
Want to see what I really want? Come closer –
Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you.
Do you like the way that looks?
I’m going to control you tonight.
This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.

Now as you can see here, we’re upped the ante and are speaking a little hotter. In my “talk dirty to me” examples I’m staying ‘softcore’ – so not to say anything too rash and shocking. It’s important to start slow, and learn how your mate likes to be spoken to. Do they like it mild, regular or hot?

Hot Stuff!

Say my name when you do that!
I love feeling your strong arms when you’re on top of me. I love your muscles!
Use your mouth on me.
Use me as your toy.
Tell me what you want.
I’ll do anything for a sexy lover like you – anything at all.
You’re the best lover I have ever had.
Show me what you can do. I know you’re (man) enough!

So these examples can be personalized with name, pet names, naughty words etc to spice them up. I’d consider these talking dirty examples to be ‘softcore’, there’s nothing too searing hot to say to my wife.

What you say to your mate all depends on their level of comfort, and if they like to softcore or hardcore. Once you know this, and the Talking Dirty Guide shows you in explicit detail, you’ll be able to master talking dirty, with your own talking dirty examples.

Go ahead – try making some of your own talking dirty examples – you’ll be surprised at how easy it can be